Day 1: Now from August 14-16, Phoenix went on a camping trip to the C+O canal. It was basically a go to the shop basis and wait. Before I left, my back tire went flat so I walked that thing to the shop and hopefully I was going to be able to either patch it (my original idea) or to replace it. When Bozo Mike finally got to the shop, Colin told me “it was not patchable for the trip. So after some work it was to the cars. It was Jesse and his hot wife with Sam (Bozo), Robel (mega bozo), Mauricio, Lil John (Extreme Bozo) and me. We went to two gas stations. Both times I had to let the brown goldfish flush. Our pickup point was West Virginia. Then stuff was unpacked and the drivers left and it was just put your bike together and go. Then we rode for like two minutes and Collin the Counselor decided to do some team bonding and the most important thing we brought and all that. Then we went through this dark tunnel and Janna was in front and kept stopping so I’m like what the heck. We got out and we made it official that we would stop at devil’s alley for lunch. An hour later guess who was last; ta-da, me. So we ate lunch and we were to another stop. It was only a break so that sucked and I was passed out so Colin screamed and that woke me up. Our next destination was the campsite (I think?). So at the campsite I found out who my tentmates were: Robel and Mauricio. For an hour and a half some people were swimming, sitting, chilling, just doing whatever until dinnertime. We had spaghetti for dinner and it was pretty okay. Then we made smores. Then Colin was telling whoever wanted to go on the night hike go and who didn’t stay. On the hike it was Bozo Mike, Colin the Counselor, Mauricio, Lil John, Jesse and his wife, Robel, Janna, and me. So Colin tells a story about his trip to the Bahamas or somewhere. He then gave us “special rocks” (I figured out they were lifesavers when they handed it out) and we had to chew and they sparked. We then walked back blindly to the campsite and then it was basically lights out and yeah. So what I didn’t know was the adults were making sure that we were in so I thought the flashlight was one of the bozos so I him “%@&$ off” and then they said “watch your language”. So I’m like no!!!!!!!!!! I didn’t know who it was whether was; Jesse or Colin. Then it was sleepy time.
Day 2: I woke up first in my tent and decided to pull off a prank with Mauricio and Robel. We got a spoon and a pot and I told Mauricio to run around and bang it. So not so happy, everybody woke up and complained. So I think Sam was in charge of breakfast and they cooked oatmeal but they had spaghetti from the day before so I ate that. After some stretches , Janna and Constance had to leave, the first forever(ha ha ha) but Bozo Mike said that Sarah’s dad (Smart Mike later to be called) was coming so I was like whatever. So then it was on to our first stop and the surprise was like that I was one of what I call “elites” So I finished up the water on my camelbak and I’m pumping the pump hard to get water but the color of it was like poop so I didn’t want to even taste it but I tricked Theo into tasting it and he said it was horrible so yeah. Then Colin got there and he had the jug so I punished that jug and it was on to riding again. We were riding to the lunch site and then I came to realization. I wasn’t slow cuz of my form, I was struggling cuz the bag I was carrying was heavy like crazy. While I was stopping and going, I brake and I set my right foot flat or so I thought. Turns out it wasn’t completely flat and I fell with my bike into this down area. So then Jesse tries to lift me but the bike had to be taken off first and then eventually I climbed back up and then he took my stuff and it was just about a five minute ride from there. Lunchtime. So after lunch I tricked Bozo Mike into taking my bag in the trailer so from there it was just smooth riding and I actually had to wait for about forty minutes. Then it was just two miles to the supposed pizza and I actually lead for those two miles. We then found out that we would go to the campsite and then just wait for the pizza and Jesse. So everybody was making their tents and then we met this guy, I think his name was Brian maybe. So then everybody was waiting for the pizza and then DON DON DON DON it came. We ate and then it just do whatever you want and I just sat. Then Colin did another night hike and this time Sam kinda got me spooked with how he saw a guy so I opted out and went to the campsite. When I was walking back to the site, I guess Jesse’s wife got spooked so she flashed the flashlight my way so I’m like “yo it’s me man!” So I just chilled and made smores. Then when the group came back, it was basically go to sleep. For the second night it was Robel, Sam, Lil John, Mauricio, and me. Five minutes into the tent, we all smelled something horrible. I thought it was Robel right away. Then after some arguing, Robel and Mauricio left the tent. To prove my point there was no smell for about ten minutes. Then when he came back, I think some insects died. Then Sam decided to sleep outside and then I was like more space for me! Yeah.
Day 3: Once again I was the first up and then I decided to go for loud wake-up, part two. Then it was breakfast again and I actually tried some oatmeal so yeah. Then it was on to riding. We had lunch and then Bozo Mike gave Theo a ring to “marry” Bree and then he went on his knee and gave her the ring before Mike took it back. Then we got an update that instead of going to Harper’s Ferry, we were going to Shrderstown or something. Jesse and Mike went to get the cars while we waited. Then we went to this river and then when I went to see if any bozos left any of their things in the hill, I saw Jesse’s wife struggling to get her bike (with the trailer) so against my character I offered some help. So I pulled with resistance to get it down and success. Then some people were swimming or chilling on this one rock. Then Colin got a call and it was to go home time. We packed our stuff and along the way I discovered I lost twenty bucks. That blew so I was like that sucks and sucked it up. Then I decided to go in Jesse’s car again and Mauricio went along but the other people were Sean, Theo, and Bree. So I asked Jesse if he had any Metalicca and he was like yeah. Then we went to go get ice cream. Then after rocking out and minutes later, we arrived back to the shop. I just reassembled my bike and left. That was it . END peoples.
